You: hiya

Stranger: hello

You: what are you wearing?

You: totally kidding actually, not really a perv

 Stranger: where are you from

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Carmen Electra?

You: omg don't tell anyone

You: trying to keep a low profile here

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: hi

Stranger: what country?

You: canada

You: you?

Stranger: Brazil

You have disconnected.

(A FRIEND'S EXPERIENCE)

 Stranger: ah where from 

You: south africa

Stranger: ooooh

You: yea

You: moved her in '97

Stranger: what brings you to canada 

You: it was too dangerous there

Stranger: yes it looks bad...i watch chimp eden on animal planet

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I love chicks, weed and video games

You: bitchin!!!

Stranger: You are awesome.

You: i'm a chick and i also love weed and video games!

Stranger: But I'm also only 15 years of age.

Stranger: Harhar

You: that might be a problem

Stranger: Might be

Stranger: Im talking to a stranger

Stranger: Its pretty awesome

Stranger: lol

You: duuuude

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibE7IqEjni4&feature=channel_page

Stranger: Ummmst Ummmsst

Stranger: Musik ist de awesome

You: bratwurst

Stranger: Русский!!!!

Stranger: Red

Stranger: Russian

Stranger: So eh?

You: eh!

Stranger: Where you from?

You: middle earth

Stranger: Swish

You: we have second breakfast here

Stranger: I live in Amsterdam

You: LUCKY

Stranger: Kidding

Stranger: Would be awesome though

You: don't eat the pizza there

Stranger: Whats in it?

You: you order a pizza to share and they get mad at you and make you eat a whole damn pizza each

Stranger: I like aviation

Stranger: And want my pilot license

You: hell yeah

You: i like birds

Stranger: Hockey is the best sport evar

You: LIAR

Stranger: What it be then

You: curling